Crunchy Peanut Butter?!?! WELL I NEVER!

It's Always something....

Ok so when you were young did you reallllly like peanut butter (and jelly if u prefer) sammichs?



yeah? well so did i.....
Loveeeeeeed Them.

Nice, smooth, creamy, peanut butter.....great mix until one time my dad made me a peanut butter sammich and it was...
...Crunchy...
Crunchy?!?!?! WTF IS THAT!?!

Peanut Butter, SHOULD NOT Be crunchy.
Peanut Butter should stay the same consistency all the way through! I refuse to chew peanut bits all in the middle of a smooth chew.

GROSS. Chunky Peanut Butter makes me want to die!
NO one should have to HEAR or FEEL a peanut butter sammich *Crunch*...It's WRONG
and its because of that damn Jif.
CHOOSE-Y MOMs CHOOSE JIF, RIGHT?


FUCK THOSE MOMS. FUCK'EM.
WHY?


JIFF SUCKS.

SKIPPY is the only peanut butter that should exist. That's MY vote!

I called my dad last week, asked him to bring me peanut better....he brought JIF.
I deadass went back to Pathmark and returned it. Why? Simple!Jiff = Unacceptable.



So when you make your decision....

DONT EAT A CRUNCHY MUSHY MESS......
EAT...CHOOSE....ENJOY