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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Valentine Aftermath

THE AFTERMATH.


So...how was everyones valentines day?
Did you get Exaclty what you wanted...
not quite? 

well you could have gotten...
 their way of telling you that you could use some guidance...
or an everyday reminder that you are gettin chunky...
LOL
but anywho! 




The Fits for the Weekend!



POW! Click the Photo for FULL VIEW

Steppin' out in Style!
Its all about the details...

1. Topman t-shirt, Comune Denim, Adidas Hi Honey,Fitted Hat by New Era MAMA, Belt No brand, Tie by Metropark, Bandana by Disney

2. Topman dress shirt, Guess Vest, Nike Court Force, Pocket Square by SilkiSmooth
3. H&M tuxedo shirt, H&M tuxedo blazer, Comune Denim, Dc Admirals, Porkpie hat by Metropark, Bowtie by SilkiSmooth, Belt by Empire, Handkerchief No Brand, Heart Lapel pin No Brand
4. FCUK polo, F21 cardigan, Guess Jeans, Osiris Rhyme, Tie by Aldo, Bandana by Lime 


 VOTE 4 YOUR FAVORITE BELOW!!!
Which is your Favorite Outfit?
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How was My VDAY?
I made breakfast for my Valentine...
Heart pancakes & eggs SILKI STYLE!


My Valentine took me to IHOP!


I was given my FAVORITE Flower...
it's called [Birds of Paradise]
Pretty sexy for a flower right? lol

Check out my sexy valentine...
Kayte The Monkey...lol


As for the Night, RF Lounge in Manhattan
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I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED THEIR VDAY and if you didn't read this ---> Valentine's Day a.k.a SINGLE AWARENESS DAY *CLICK ME*

Sunday, February 13, 2011

SINGLE AWARENESS DAY! Feb 14th

So0o0o Today's the day...



WRONG.
No, It's S.A.D also know as...


well of course there's a little part of me that feels like

If you're Single and out there looking for...
Valentines Day has got to be disheartening
Because honestly....

But there's no reason to settle for the first guy/girl that comes your way....No one wants to get a gift like this....
But sometimes you have to be honest...

LMAO
I'm sure you're all wondering.....
Wellllllll I have news for you....
♥ SILKI SMOOTH ♥
loves you!
and if you're still feeling sad....
*No one can do it better than you!*

P.S. Want to be my Valentine? :)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

WHO PUT THIS IS MY JUICE?! Pulp. A Food Abomination.

 hmm seeing as how everyone was right on with me on boat of why chunky peanut butter is a food abomination. (see last post or click --- CRUNCHY Peanut Butter W.T.F?!  ) I wonder if u guys feel the same way I do about a certain kind of orange juice situation.








It's not the juice itself that is problemtatic

I think it is the disturbing uncertaintity
that you might just find a whole new texture
while in the midst of another that grinds my gears.

Who wants the surprise of questioning what's in their mouth?!

I think the same should apply for orange juice. So my issue is...
PULP.

Okay so you've decided to buy orange juice right?
Well, PULP isn't something you purchase on purpose.

Have u ever seen what they do with pulp?

Truck it AWAY!

like the RUBBISH it is.
not pick it up and throw a couple handfuls of orange guts inside your OJ.

When you buy orange juice its because you wanted JUICE.

You know, Liquid juice.

I would never ask for stuff to be swimming all INSIDE my juice
nor would I like to magically *
discover* it.


Who would sign up for that?!

If I wanted disembodied sections of orange innards in my mouth,
I'd suck on an orange.


That way I can expect juice AND pulp.

PULP is just laziness.

Pulp was NOT in my orange juice contract.

Its like someone, somewhere inside a orange juice factory
FAILED at straining my juice properly
and then had the nerve to try to *sell* it to me!
And expect me to PAY for their tomfoolery!

Shenanigans!!! 

I don't want “attempted” juice.
Its incomplete.


Just look at it.

Wanna Chew your juice? I thought not.
and Tropicana dares to give u the miserable option of "Some Pulp" or "Lots of Pulp."

I am not gonna go put my juice through a strainer AFTER I bought it.
Maybe they need to Get it together, Or is it just me?




Sunday, February 6, 2011

almost vday








It's almost Valentine's Day so I have some things for you guys


well............almost lol

Is Anyone Excited?!



This is for all your hopefuls
Don't forget...

*hahaha* 
Tell the girl/boy/man/woman/cat/dog you love them!




And to all of you that have valentines, 
girlfriends, boyfriends, wifeys, hubbys, boo's, dates, even a sidebitch(lol)

Give them some Loveeeeeeeeeeeeee

Show'em you care dammit!

Give them a Call...it Helps ;)

“Rememeber that although vday is Feb 14th
if you love that person,
you better show them
365 & 24/7 !

♥Now, my gift for you....
ITS TIME FOR VDAY FUN!♥





Find ALL the WORDS inside the heart

I hope yall enjoyed that!
Now i have an annoucement.

To all extremely lovey-dovey ppl. *UGH* Get a room. you make me sick. LMAO nah j/k but seriously i don't wanna hear about how much you are in love with whats-its-face/who-gives-a-f*ck nor do i want to see you slobber that person down on a street corner....lol

Thursday, February 3, 2011

You should be Mine :)

So...umm.....
Well................................ :)

........Will you?........
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