Last Minute Gift Ideas!

STRESSED OUT ABOUT VDAY?

Well, Don't worry.......

EASY Valentine's Day Gift Ideas
by: Silki Smooth

1. Make Her/Him a Breakfast of love... 

Here's an instructional video

or just pick up a heart-shaped metal cookie at Target, Walmart or a Craft store and experiment. I found mine here Michaels Heart Cutter 

2. Take a Bath with your Valentine...

 Candles, Bathsoaps, and Music.
Bed Bath & Beyond Website 

3. Sexy Boxer Briefs... 

 

definitely worth the buy, I've got a pair!

www.asos.com

4. Treat your Love to a Heart Pizza!

Order one at www.papajohns.com or pick it up in-store.

5. Buy some Nice Wine...

 or Champagne.  

6. Make your bed a Lovvve machine...

Rose Petals & Candles will make your night memorable.

You can find rose petals at any florist shop.
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and if you REALLY cant think of ANYTHING else....you could always go with this one...

 LMAO

WHO PUT THIS IS MY JUICE?! Pulp. A Food Abomination.

 hmm seeing as how everyone was right on with me on boat of why chunky peanut butter is a food abomination. (see last post or click --- CRUNCHY Peanut Butter W.T.F?!  ) I wonder if u guys feel the same way I do about a certain kind of orange juice situation.

It's not the juice itself that is problemtatic

I think it is the disturbing uncertaintity
that you might just find a whole new texture
while in the midst of another that grinds my gears.

Who wants the surprise of questioning what's in their mouth?!
I think the same should apply for orange juice. So my issue is...
PULP.

Okay so you've decided to buy orange juice right?
Well, PULP isn't something you purchase on purpose.

Have u ever seen what they do with pulp?

Truck it AWAY!
like the RUBBISH it is.
not pick it up and throw a couple handfuls of orange guts inside your OJ.

When you buy orange juice its because you wanted JUICE.

You know, Liquid juice.

I would never ask for stuff to be swimming all INSIDE my juice
nor would I like to magically *discover* it.

Who would sign up for that?!
If I wanted disembodied sections of orange innards in my mouth,
I'd suck on an orange.

That way I can expect juice AND pulp.

PULP is just laziness.
Pulp was NOT in my orange juice contract.
Its like someone, somewhere inside a orange juice factory FAILED at straining my juice properly
and then had the nerve to try to *sell* it to me!
And expect me to PAY for their tomfoolery!
Shenanigans!!! 
I don't want “attempted” juice.
Its incomplete.

Just look at it.

Wanna Chew your juice? I thought not.
and Tropicana dares to give u the miserable option of "Some Pulp" or "Lots of Pulp."
I am not gonna go put my juice through a strainer AFTER I bought it.
Maybe they need to Get it together, Or is it just me?

NEED A GOOD LAUGH?! LMFAO

HILARITY in MOTION!